To Cheryl of Cowtown, Alberta:
I finally found a weakness in you: your love for fashion. If anyone finds a problem with that, you'll crap yourself. Slit your wrists over it. Cry yourself to sleep at night over it. And that is crazy. Just crazy.
I wonder why you think you can convince me that you weren't talking trash about Megan. Just incase you didn't notice, Ash does wear skinny jeans and skater shoes. That is you crapping on my friends' styles, and I don't like it one bit.
I'm not quite sure what your plan for my tourture is, but I'm not really worried about it. Do your worse, I'm prepared for it. I've endured it before, I can do it again. And again. And again. Forever and ever and ever. You've numbed me right up. And for that I guess I have to thank you for that.
Chelsea of Cowtown, Alberta